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OPERATIONS BOARD: OBJECT AUCTION 27/08

From Sgt J Frinkstein

We’ve just spotted the following online auction

“THE OBJECT: For those who know what this is, it’s unique. Still alive. Still unresponsive. Still deadly. P&P included in price.”

Running a trace to try and find out who the seller was, who the buyer was. But I’m fairly certain that it’s what we think it is.

From Major Jenny Maguire

Damn! Not that we could afford it, anyway, but it would be great to be in with a chance of acquiring it. We’ve heard so much about it these last few years.

Every time we get near it, it moves on, its price going still higher, as though the mere whiff of us makes it even better.

It’s still alive, then? Imagine that. An alien life form, held in captivity and traded secretly for decades. Poor, poor thing.